"Arctic" 
                                  Review! 
                                  Written 
                                  by C.M. 
                                  Houghton ("Triplet")
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                                WARNING: 
                                  I tell you now: DO NOT read this until after 
                                  you've seen this episode, otherwise you will 
                                  be spoiled rotten. There are HUGE spoilers ahead.
                                As 
                                  a public service, I will again include the Official 
                                  Description so people who haven't read it 
                                  before will understand why I feel royally betrayed.
                                LEX 
                                  DISCOVERS CLARKS SECRET  Kara (Laura 
                                  Vandervoort) tells Lex (Michael Rosenbaum) he 
                                  is destined to defeat the Traveler and offers 
                                  to take him to the Fortress to learn how. Clark 
                                  (Tom Welling) is stunned that Kara would go 
                                  to Lex but it is revealed that Brainiac is impersonating 
                                  Kara and shes actually trapped in the 
                                  Phantom Zone. Chloe is arrested by the Department 
                                  of Domestic Security and Lana awakens from her 
                                  comatose state. Meanwhile, in an epic turn of 
                                  events, Clark and Lex face off in the Fortress 
                                  and Lex learns Clarks secret. Erica Durance 
                                  and Aaron Ashmore also star. Todd Slavkin directed 
                                  the episode written by Don Whitehead & Holly 
                                  Henderson (3T6320).
                                If 
                                  this site wasn't family friendly I'd use very 
                                  strong, un-family friendly, and extremely unladylike, 
                                  language to describe how angry I got when I 
                                  realized that the Official Description writer, 
                                  or writers, had yet again ruined what should 
                                  have been one hell of a powerful reveal. However, 
                                  because KryptonSite is a family friendly web 
                                  resource for all Smallville fans, and I try 
                                  to act in a professional manner whenever possible, 
                                  I will restrain myself.
                                What 
                                  I don't understand, and why it had gotten me 
                                  so angry, is why they did it. 
                                I 
                                  know not everyone is a spoiler-phobe, a lot 
                                  of people want to know major plot-points ahead 
                                  of time. I can understand that since I used 
                                  to be that way, but back in season 6 when Lana 
                                  was killed, I felt the power of the moment was 
                                  diluted by knowing ahead of time that she was 
                                  going to "die." Spoilers were everywhere 
                                  online, if you knew where to look for them. 
                                  
                                Not 
                                  that they had disclosed it in any official way. 
                                  Nowhere in the Official Description had her 
                                  death been spoiled. 
                                Even 
                                  back earlier this season, there was a huge surprise 
                                  when it was revealed that it had been Bizarro, 
                                  not Clark, who had setup housekeeping with Lana 
                                  in "Gemini." That wasn't spoiled in 
                                  the official description and I had been completely 
                                  floored at that reveal. What a wonderful episode 
                                  and what a terrific surprising cliff-hanger 
                                  of an ending... 
                                So, 
                                  I had thought (wrongly, it would seem) that 
                                  reading the official descriptions was pretty 
                                  safe. Like I said in my "Apocalypse" 
                                  review, they're usually pretty vague and often 
                                  have facts wrong. 
                                For 
                                  example, in the "Gemini" Official 
                                  Description, for example, said that the bad 
                                  guy had been infected with an alien substance. 
                                  Where? When? That must have come from an earlier 
                                  draft of the script. In the episode as aired 
                                  the bad guy, Adrian, was actually a failed clone 
                                  of Lex's dead baby brother, Julian. He wasn't 
                                  a mutant and hadn't been infected by an alien 
                                  substance that we know of. Maybe his cloning 
                                  was made possible by the alien DNA that Lex 
                                  had somewhere, but it was never mentioned in 
                                  the episode. How much more wrong could they 
                                  be? 
                                Even 
                                  in this Official Description, they got some 
                                  of the details wrong. For example, the Official 
                                  Description said that Clark was stunned when 
                                  he found out that Kara had gone to Lex. Maybe 
                                  it happened in a scene that had been cut or 
                                  maybe it happened that way in an earlier draft, 
                                  but it wasn't something he seemed to know at 
                                  anytime in the course of the episode as it had 
                                  aired.
                                However, 
                                  maybe I should have been more cautious earlier 
                                  this season when they'd started spoiling the 
                                  episodes in the Official Descriptions. You might 
                                  not realize that "Apocalypse" wasn't 
                                  the first episode spoiled in the Official Description, 
                                  although it was the worst, before "Arctic." 
                                  
                                In 
                                  the Official Description for "Hero," 
                                  they did spoil the fact that Pete was a gum 
                                  chewing meteor freak, so that was also spoiled 
                                  ahead of time. However, for that episode it 
                                  had so many other problems, who the heck cares 
                                  that it was spoiled in the description?
                                Another 
                                  bad case was in the "Traveler" official 
                                  description. They had spoiled that Lionel had 
                                  been to blame for Clark's capture and torture. 
                                  I watched that episode again recently and it 
                                  occurred to me that we probably weren't supposed 
                                  to know about Lionel's involvement until the 
                                  end of the first act, when he walked in on Pierce's 
                                  torturing of Clark and made him stop. That would 
                                  have been another wonderful reveal that had 
                                  been completely spoiled by the Official Description. 
                                  I wish I'd said something about that back then, 
                                  maybe the rest of this nonsense could have been 
                                  avoided. However, I doubt my stating anything 
                                  about that in a review would have helped at 
                                  all. I'd like to think that they change things 
                                  for the better, but considering how well Lana's 
                                  character had been handled all season maybe 
                                  not...
                                Anyway, 
                                  with "Arctic" I can sort of understand 
                                  them teasing Lex finding out Clark's secret 
                                  and them having a confrontation in the fortress. 
                                  That's a huge event. That is just the kind of 
                                  thing that the show has been building toward 
                                  since the Pilot. Especially given that they'd 
                                  earlier spoiled Lex finding the Fortress in 
                                  a promo for "Sleeper," it probably 
                                  was not that big a surprise even for people 
                                  who hadn't read the description.
                                However, 
                                  how in the world can they justify ruining what 
                                  should have been fantastic surprise like Kara 
                                  being in the Phantom Zone and Brainiac impersonating 
                                  her? Like "Apocalypse" and Jor-El 
                                  being responsible for the alternate universe 
                                  Clark had found himself in, her not being herself 
                                  clearly had been intended to be a surprise. 
                                  
                                Even 
                                  if I hadn't known, I would have suspected something 
                                  was up by her strange behavior, but we were 
                                  likely supposed to find out when Chloe held 
                                  out that kryptonite. After all, 'Kara' just 
                                  smiled and joked when Chloe had held out the 
                                  rock that's toxic to Kryptonians. It was then 
                                  it had been clear that she was not really Kara.
                                I 
                                  just don't understand why they would choose 
                                  to ruin the biggest surprise from this episode 
                                  and the episode-ending cliff-hanger from another. 
                                  
                                But 
                                  hold on! 
                                Does 
                                  the "Apocalypse" cliff-hanger even 
                                  make sense now given Brainiac's explanation 
                                  of what had happened and how he got to Earth? 
                                  In "Arctic" he had said that he came 
                                  back disguised as Kara to protect himself from 
                                  Clark. He said that impersonating Kara was the 
                                  only way he could return to Earth without Clark 
                                  damaging him... 
                                So, 
                                  if it was Fine who had really been Kara at the 
                                  end of "Apocalypse," why the hell 
                                  was he going to drink milk? Was he trying that 
                                  hard to maintain the illusion to drink milk 
                                  when there wasn't anyone around to see him do 
                                  it? Maybe he might do that, but then why did 
                                  he collapse in pain? None of that makes sense 
                                  given what Fine had said in this episode... 
                                  
                                So, 
                                  who's at fault with that? Al Septien and Turi 
                                  Meyer for writing the end of "Apocalypse" 
                                  like that? Or Don Whitehead and Holly Henderson 
                                  for making sure that a good (albeit completely 
                                  spoiled) cliff-hanging ending from that previous 
                                  episode made no sense?
                                I 
                                  just don't get what any of them were thinking 
                                  in regards to that.
                                Anyway, 
                                  I mostly liked this episode, despite being officially 
                                  spoiled, but it was pretty uneven. It had some 
                                  great act-break cliff-hangers and at times was 
                                  very exciting, but it didn't really flow, especially 
                                  toward the end. 
                                I 
                                  understand that Kristin Kreuk wasn't in Vancouver 
                                  to film a kiss-Clark-goodbye-while-breaking-his-heart-again 
                                  scene, so I can see why they had her send him 
                                  a Dear Clark DVD. She was still in Thailand 
                                  filming her new movie, "Street Fighter." 
                                  
                                It 
                                  even makes sense, given Lana's history of leaving 
                                  guys without facing them directly to break the 
                                  bad news. (Thanks to a friend for reminding 
                                  me about that particular trait of hers, by the 
                                  way. I'm not quite that on top of things when 
                                  it comes to the show.) 
                                She'd 
                                  previously sent Whitney, her boyfriend from 
                                  the first season, a 'Dear John' (or a Dear Whitney) 
                                  video to break it off with him while he away 
                                  in the Marines. She then was going to leave 
                                  Lex at the altar just last season after leaving 
                                  him a Dear Lex letter until Lionel had forced 
                                  her to go through with it anyway.... So, her 
                                  sending Clark a 'Dear John' video makes sense, 
                                  but I wish there had been a better way to handle 
                                  it.
                                Kristin 
                                  isn't coming back full-time next year, so she's 
                                  going to have a much smaller recurring role, 
                                  so it feels a bit contrived. I hope that this 
                                  isn't the only goodbye that Clark and Lana will 
                                  get. I hope they can give us a more satisfying 
                                  ending to their relationship when she finally 
                                  does come back.
                                Jimmy's 
                                  proposal of marriage to Chloe was sweet, especially 
                                  after she'd just been in the hospital in a Brainiac-induced 
                                  coma. However, the arrest was happened so quickly 
                                  on the tail end of that scene that it felt like 
                                  it had been shoe-horned in.
                                The 
                                  final act probably should have been solely about 
                                  Lex and Clark, but they added the Jimmy/Chloe 
                                  marriage proposal scene almost as a way to insert 
                                  happiness for them both just before it got snatched 
                                  away by her probably not totally unexpected 
                                  arrest (especially since they'd spoiled that 
                                  too).
                                It 
                                  felt contrived, not sweet and romantic. I mean, 
                                  to begin with why would Jimmy who loves Chloe 
                                  that much think that Lex would just let Chloe 
                                  get off her Federal rap scot-free after losing 
                                  her as leverage against Jimmy? 
                                Jimmy 
                                  knows Lex killed Lionel. He knows that Lex probably 
                                  also had others killed. Why would he rely on 
                                  Lex's good will with Chloe's freedom at stake? 
                                  I don't buy someone even as guileless as Jimmy 
                                  being that trusting or naïve. 
                                
                                
                                   
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                                       The 
                                        ending with Lex and Clark at the fortress 
                                        should have been as legendary as their 
                                        Lex had said their friendship would be 
                                        way back when... It just wasn't. The way 
                                        it was staged and shot didn't help it 
                                        any (I'll talk about that more when I 
                                        talk about the director).  
                                      One 
                                        thing I didn't see coming was the destruction 
                                        of the fortress. Wow. Why would Jor-El 
                                        send a device through space to control 
                                        his son and destroy the only source of 
                                        Kryptonian knowledge on Earth? Why would 
                                        using the device on Clark cause him to 
                                        collapse like that? Why would Jor-El want 
                                        to destroy the Fortress, much less think 
                                        his son capable of losing control so badly 
                                        he'd give power over him to others? It 
                                        doesn't make sense. I think something 
                                        else must be going on, but I hope they 
                                        clarify that come the next season premiere. 
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                                Overall 
                                  I think Holly Henderson and Don Whitehead did 
                                  a pretty good job with what they probably had 
                                  to deal with, but this clearly wasn't their 
                                  best effort. 
                                Todd 
                                  Slavkin directed this episode. It was his sophomore 
                                  effort (his directorial debut was "Persona"), 
                                  and I'm not sure I'm in love with his visual 
                                  style. There were too many long shots. I want 
                                  to see more of the actors when they have "moments" 
                                  than we did. I don't know what Todd had intended 
                                  with all the long shots, or even whether that 
                                  was what he'd intended at all since I found 
                                  the shot choices ill-conceived. 
                                Maybe 
                                  he ran out of time or did the best with what 
                                  he'd been left from what had been shot before 
                                  (parts of this episode had been intended to 
                                  be in the original season ender, "Veritas," 
                                  before the strike had ended in time for them 
                                  to shoot 5 more episodes). However, I wanted 
                                  to get a better look at the actors in the pivotal 
                                  moments of the episode. 
                                I 
                                  wanted to see Chloe's desperation as she got 
                                  dragged off by the police. Instead we got a 
                                  long, Jimmy Point-Of-View shot where I could 
                                  barely tell that it was Allison Mack at all.
                                I 
                                  had wanted to see Clark's reaction to Lex's 
                                  betrayal. Instead, we got a Lilliputian Lex 
                                  and Clark (and it was impossible to tell who 
                                  was really portraying them in that scene, they 
                                  were so small) as Clark was felled by whatever 
                                  that little glowing lilac ball did to him. 
                                I 
                                  don't know about you, but I feel cheated in 
                                  both scenes, especially when it came to Clark 
                                  and Lex's confrontation at the end. 
                                We 
                                  should have seen the moment when Clark realized 
                                  what Lex was doing to him. The physical pain 
                                  would have been dwarfed by the betrayal he would 
                                  have felt. Why didn't we get to see that realization? 
                                  Why did Todd decide to show us only the final 
                                  moment when Clark, helpless, could only look 
                                  up in confusion at Lex? Why not show us Lex's 
                                  reaction to what happened to Clark? Why not 
                                  let us see how Tom portrayed Clark as he became 
                                  helpless and fell in a flash of light and pain?
                                It's 
                                  the culmination of their relationship. This 
                                  was the ending of their hot and cold running 
                                  friendship that had turned so acrimonious that 
                                  Lex was willing to kill Clark. Why not spend 
                                  more time on the relationship's end? Seeing 
                                  how Lex Luthor may not be in the show at all 
                                  next season, why not show us as much as possible 
                                  of their final showdown? 
                                Again, 
                                  I don't know what he was thinking or what he 
                                  might have been possibly compensating for, but 
                                  no matter the cause I'm unhappy with the result. 
                                  It did play better on subsequent viewings than 
                                  it did initially; the scene was almost five 
                                  minutes long which is an incredibly long scene 
                                  in TV, but still... I felt a bit cheated.
                                The 
                                  actors, on the other hand, all turned in nearly 
                                  flawless performances.
                                Tom 
                                  Welling was outstanding as Clark. The cold anger 
                                  Tom portrayed when Clark realized that Brainiac 
                                  was responsible for Chloe's condition was chilling. 
                                  Then, when Clark fought Fine with such a determination 
                                  it was amazing to watch. When the time came 
                                  to kill Brainiac to save Chloe and Lana, he 
                                  played Clark killing without hesitation, but 
                                  Tom gave Clark just a hint of horror at destroying 
                                  something sentient. The way Tom played it, Clark 
                                  clearly hadn't enjoyed killing even though the 
                                  man wasn't really alive. 
                                However, 
                                  what was probably his best moment in the episode 
                                  was when Clark watched the Dear Clark video 
                                  that Lana had made for him. Clark's world appeared 
                                  to crumble as he watched... Tom took Clark from 
                                  concerned and worried at what he was going to 
                                  see to complete devastation and all of it without 
                                  speaking a single word. What an awesome scene, 
                                  what an awesome episode, we got from Tom.
                                Kristin 
                                  Kreuk almost literally phoned it in since she 
                                  filmed her one scene while on location in Thailand, 
                                  but considering she had no one to play off of 
                                  from the show she was absolutely amazing. In 
                                  that one minute or so of screen time Kristin 
                                  had believably shown how much Lana loves Clark 
                                  despite having to leave him and Smallville. 
                                  Kristin was terrific.
                                This 
                                  is possibly Michael Rosenbaum's final appearance 
                                  on Smallville and he did a wonderful job. Lex 
                                  had didn't actually have a lot of screen time, 
                                  which is a shame especially considering this 
                                  is possibly the last time he's Lex Luthor, but 
                                  what time he did have he made excellent use 
                                  of. Michael played Lex as cold and business-like 
                                  most of the episode, neatly manipulating the 
                                  naïve Jimmy, but he was truly shocked to 
                                  find out that Kara was an alien and his savior 
                                  from the season opener. 
                                In 
                                  the ending scene with Clark he played Lex as 
                                  resolved to end the threat to the Earth that 
                                  Clark posed. He made it believable that Lex 
                                  would kill the man he loved like a brother. 
                                  He seemed to really regret the choice, but went 
                                  through it anyway. Lex went through a lot of 
                                  emotions in that final scene, so if it is Michael's 
                                  last it was a very good one. 
                                I'm 
                                  really going to miss Michael. However, I hope 
                                  the powers-that-be can convince him to come 
                                  back at least for a few episodes next season.
                                Allison 
                                  Mack was terrific as Chloe. She was ever the 
                                  reliable friend for Clark. I think she performed 
                                  admirably in this less than stellar episode 
                                  despite the more unwieldy than normal expository-heavy 
                                  dialogue she had to deliver. I really liked 
                                  how she played Chloe facing Kara and then Brainiac. 
                                  Kara is a nearly unbeatable Kryptonian, Brainiac 
                                  a nearly unbeatable machine, and Allison played 
                                  how brave Chloe was for facing them flawlessly: 
                                  resolved, but with a tinge of fear of what was 
                                  going to happen.
                                Erica 
                                  Durance was pitch-perfect as Lois Lane. She 
                                  was adorable in Lois' opening scene with Clark 
                                  when she tried to convince him to apply for 
                                  a job at the Daily Planet, but her best scene 
                                  was one where she didn't really speak much. 
                                  In that final scene with Clark, Erica had Lois 
                                  go through a wide range of emotions and I could 
                                  almost tell what she was thinking, her face 
                                  and body were so expressive. What a terrific 
                                  scene for her.
                                Laura 
                                  Vandervoort did better in this than her previous 
                                  outing in "Apocalypse." She believably 
                                  portrayed Brainiac in the scenes where Fine 
                                  was impersonating her, especially in that one 
                                  scene with Chloe in the Talon apartment. The 
                                  only time she didn't sell me on her Brainiac-as-Kara 
                                  portrayal was the long scene with Lex in the 
                                  Luthor mansion where she slipped back into a 
                                  more Kara-like delivery, and her very Canadian 
                                  accent, for most of the scene. 
                                Aaron 
                                  Ashmore was terrific as Jimmy. He made the turbulent 
                                  episode for him realistically played. I could 
                                  almost see how torn Jimmy was in the scene with 
                                  Lois. Aaron did a terrific job.